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re: Transcript from Celondim Comedy Event 22nd November 2014

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 Briallan says, 'We';ll start the show in a minute of two of stage changing!'

Briallan sits down.

Isilerin sits down.

Brytford sits down.

Greso sits down.

Andilras sits down.

Ashigaru says, 'In the meantime, we invite you to prepare your supply of hopefully fresh fruit.'

Hilly whispers: "It should be fun.."

Radgallac sits down.

Hilly sits down.

Ashigaru says, 'Not that we think you'll need it'

Malvy giggles uncontrollably at Vethlo.

Vethlo chuckles at Ashigaru.

Willamae says, 'Hello everyone!'

Hilly smiles

Ashigaru says, 'But if you do, we strongly suggest aiming at dwarves with excessive facial hair.'

Willamae points at Siggarek.

Vethlo claps for Willamae.

Glofinwing chuckles.

Isilerin laughs.

Vethlo sits with Willamae.

Willamae says, 'Thank you all for coming to Celondim Comedy!'

Isilerin claps her hands.

Glofinwing claps for Willamae.

Baudhaegas says, 'isn't that a redundancy?'

Baudhaegas grinsd

Willamae says, 'Before we begin, I suggest you all /joinchannel ccomedy. If you get bitten by the say bug, it will help you keep track of what's going on.'

Willamae says, 'Also, of course, please be considerate toward the actors.'

Willamae says, 'We're all giving our best today, so please respect that.'

Willamae says, 'With the possible exception of Siggarek, who is probably drunk.'

Ashigaru says, 'Probably?'

Greso laughs.

Willamae says, 'Now that we've got that out of the way, let's have some fun!'

Siggarek says, 'Who, me?'

Vethlo chuckles at Willamae.

Ashigaru says, 'I think you give too much credit.'

Willamae cheers.

Malvy mumbles: certainly!

You cheer.

Willamae says, 'The following story happened to me about a week ago.'

You sit.

Baudhaegas laughs.

Willamae says, 'It was a dark and stormy night, and I was making my way back from the Prancing Pony.'

Willamae says, 'A friend of mine had given me a story to read that same day.'

Willamae feels the cold and damp air.

Willamae says, 'I clutched the scroll containing the tale close to my chest, trying to avoid as much of the rain as possible.'

Willamae says, 'Suddenly, a huge gust of wind arose! I tried to hang on tight to the paper, but to no avail.'

Willamae says, 'My hair and cloak blew everywhere, and as I tried to protect myself from the torrent, the scroll flew out of my hands and down the road.'

Willamae shields herself from the wind.

Ashigaru says, 'Isn't it always the way.'

Flyt sits down.

Willamae sighs.

Willamae says, 'The horror! I doubted I would ever be able to read the surely high quality tale that had been bestowed upon me.'

Baudhaegas takes a drink.

Isilerin sits down.

Willamae says, 'But Captains do not shake in their boots at the prospect of an adventure...'

Willamae asserts her bravery.

Malvy sits with Ashigaru.

Vethlo sits with Willamae.

Willamae says, '... so I sprinted down the road in pursuit of the scroll.'

Willamae says, 'Now, this pursuit was not long-lived.'

Baudhaegas takes a drink.

Willamae shakes her head. No way.

Willamae says, 'I only made it about twenty meters down the street before I suddenly heard a voice calling to me.'

Willamae says, 'The source of the voice was an old man sitting on his porch, calmly watching the rain pour down.'

Malvy thinks: because she was out of training?

Willamae peers into the distance.

Willamae says, '"Where on earth are you going during a storm like this?" He yelled to me.'

Willamae says, '"I lost something of mine in the wind, and it went down this road. Did you see a small scroll fly past recently?" I shouted back over a clap of thunder.'

Willamae peers into the distance.

Willamae says, 'But the man didn't hear me, of course. His only reply was "Eh? Your loss of what?"'

Greso sits down.

Willamae smacks herself in the forehead.

Willamae says, 'At this point all I wanted to do was tear back down the road. Think about it - since when have old men ever helped out adventurers?'

Siggarek takes a drink.

Willamae thinks for a moment.

Willamae says, 'I mean, besides Gandalf.'

Willamae says, 'And Radagast.'

Glofinwing chuckles at Willamae.

Willamae says, 'And Elrond.'

Willamae says, 'Hmm..'

Willamae says, 'Actually, never mind. Back to the story.'

Willamae says, '"The loss of my scroll!" I yelled.'

Willamae says, 'Suddenly there was a spark of recognition in his eyes. Had the man managed to find my story?'

Willamae says, 'And then...'

Willamae sighs.

Willamae says, '"Oh, you mean the Lossoth! Yes, yes, if you head north you'll find them eventually."'

Willamae peers into the distance.

Willamae is completely done talking to this guy.

Vethlo chuckles at Willamae.

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae says, 'The conversation was going nowhere. I resisted my urge to carry him to and dump him in the Ice Bay, and finally started down the street again.'

Vethlo sits with Willamae.

Willamae says, 'Then, I saw something wedged on an errant cobblestone, giving off a flash of olive green.'

Willamae peers into the distance.

Willamae says, 'Indeed, it was the scroll I had been searching for this whole time!'

Willamae says, 'I hastily snatched it up and fled back to my house. Every gust of wind seemed like a terrible threat, but I made it without further mishaps.'

Willamae says, 'When I returned, what else could I do besides read the scroll?'

Willamae says, 'The water had soaked much of the parchment and turned the writing into blotchy ink blots that transferred to my fingers.'

Willamae cleans her hands.

Willamae says, 'However, I could still make out the first few sentences, and I was not happy with what I saw.'

Willamae says, 'The story and writing were utter garbage! The book would never take off, and I resolved to never again accept a literary loan from my friend.'

Ashigaru says, 'Eggs, Butter, Milk...'

You tell Gwaiwar, 'our comedy event has started, if you;re interested'

Willamae says, 'And so ends my epic story of a scroll chase down the streets of Bree.'

Glofinwing chuckles.

Ashigaru says, 'Oh, that is my grocery list, never mind.'

Willamae says, 'Next time, I will be sure to stay inside!'

Willamae will be more careful next time!

Malvy says, 'lol'

Willamae bows deeply.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

You laugh out loud.

Willamae smacks her head in disbelief.

Willamae says, 'All that work for nothing, I tell you!'

You cheer.

Malvy claps for Willamae.

Flyt cheers.

Willamae says, '"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit." Who ever heard of such a way to start a story?'

Greso says, 'HA! That was great!'

Hilly laughs.

Malvy says, 'looool!'

Vethlo laughs at Willamae.

Ashigaru says, 'But at least he found my grocery list.'

You clap for Willamae.

Ashigaru says, 'I would like it back now please.'

Hilly claps his hands.

Flyt sits down.

Vethlo claps for Willamae.

Vethlo cheers at Willamae.

Isilerin cheers.

Willamae says, 'As long as you don't want the food too!'

Malvy cheers at Willamae.

Vethlo cheers at Willamae.

Ashigaru sighs at Willamae.

Vethlo sits with Willamae.

You sit with Willamae.

Willamae says, 'Now it's time for a game where you guys can participate!'

Willamae cheers.

Siggarek cheers.

Isilerin cheers.

Ashigaru says, 'And you had best!'

Willamae says, 'People sitting on the sides who want to join in, i would suggest you move in front.'

Siggarek says, 'Uh, oh...'

Malvy sits down.

Siggarek says, 'Is this front?'

Vethlo sits with Willamae.

Willamae says, 'Front enough for me!'

Willamae says, 'I just need to able to point at you without giving myself whiplash.'

Willamae says, 'We're going to build a story together.'

Isilerin cheers.

Willamae says, 'Or "story", depending on how this goes.'

Willamae says, 'I'm going to give the first line of a story. Then I'll point to a section of the audience.'

Willamae points to the audience.

Willamae says, 'Anyone in that section can say a sentence to add onto the story.'

Willamae says, 'Sections are defined very loosely, they're just so no one person takes over the story.'

Gwaiwar tells you, 'i am very interested but i have to help kinmate with some fellowship quests first :('

Willamae says, 'Say, Siggarek making it about ale.'

Ashigaru says, 'Why would a dwarf do that?'

Siggarek says, 'Okay, I can do that!'

Willamae says, 'For the new arrival, we're building a story.'

You tell Gwaiwar, 'no worries'

Siggarek says, 'Why wouldn't he?'

Winri sits down.

Willamae says, 'I'll choose the sentence I want to include and repeat it so everyone can see.'

Malvy says, 'sure you're not more into stout?'

Isilerin sits down.

Willamae says, 'Then I'll point to another group of people and do the same thing.'

Willamae points to the audience.

Greso sits down.

Willamae says, 'Ready?'

Ashigaru says, 'We sure hope so.'

Siggarek says, 'Did you point to me yet?'

Greso says, 'Heck Yeah!'

Willamae says, 'Once upon a time, there was a...'

Siggarek waves to everyone.

Willamae points to the audience.

Siggarek says, 'A mine!'

Willamae says, 'Any living thing is acceptable.'

Siggarek says, 'With ale in it!'

Willamae says, 'Living thing, Sig.'

Malvy says, 'nosey hobbit lass!'

Siggarek says, 'Is ale alive?'

Glofinwing says, 'a mime?'

Willamae says, 'Once upon a time, there was a nosy hobbit lass.'

Willamae points to the audience.

Willamae waves to Tinulind.

Tinulind waves to everyone.

Willamae says, 'What did the hobbit lass do or see?'

Greso says, 'A Pikachu.'

Siggarek says, 'Have we started yet?'

Ashigaru laughs at Greso.

Ashigaru says, 'Is that some undiscovered species of norbog?'

Willamae says, 'Hmm, preferably in the lore as well.'

Greso says, 'Ah.'

Siggarek says, 'I think it's a type of cave claw.'

Willamae says, 'I think so, Ashi.'

Willamae says, 'I heard there was a horrible infestation in South Bree-land.'

Ashigaru says, 'Lore enough for me! The rare Pikachu Norbog'

Ashigaru says, 'Strikes terror into the heart of wheat crops and hobbits.'

Siggarek begins to smoke.

Willamae says, 'One day, the hobbit lass saw a Pikachu Norbog.'

Willamae points to the audience.

Willamae says, 'her name was...'

Siggarek says, 'Griselda!'

Greso says, 'That's my sister.'

Willamae says, 'Uh, we'll go with it.'

Siggarek says, 'Oh... must have got confused....'

Ashigaru says, 'The hobbit or the Norbog?'

Greso says, 'The Hobbit.'

Willamae says, 'The hobbit.'

Willamae says, 'One day, the hobbit lass (whose name was Griselda) saw a Pikachu Norbog.'

Malvy says, 'do you give names to your meals?'

Willamae points to the audience.

Willamae says, 'WHat did she do?'

Siggarek says, 'What's the Norbog's name?'

Ashigaru says, 'Keraggis.'

Glofinwing says, 'She wondered what it was doing in this neck of the woods'

Siggarek says, 'Hmmm .. good name for a Norbog.'

Greso says, 'I've seen one. It's pretty cute.'

Malvy says, 'Oh my dear, I am sure I have a nice recipe for BBQ Pikachu somewhere!'

Willamae says, 'She wondered what it was doing in this neck of the wood, and...'

Willamae points to the audience.

Hilly sits down.

Willamae waves to Ranidia.

Ranidia hails Vethlo.

Vethlo waves to Ranidia.

Willamae says, 'And she did nothing?'

Ashigaru says, 'She hid in the grass!'

Vethlo says, 'Hello Miss Ranidia'

Vethlo sits with Ranidia.

Ranidia says, 'hello mr. vethlo'

Willamae says, 'She wondered what it was doing in this neck of the woods, and then hid in the grass.'

Willamae says, 'However, the Pikachu Norbog...'

Willamae points to the audience.

Siggarek says, 'Kraggis!'

Greso says, 'Sniffed her out.'

Willamae says, 'However, the Pikachu Norbog sniffed her out!'

Willamae points to the audience.

Malvy says, '.. smelled a hungry hobbit and tried to run away!'

Willamae says, 'What did K(e)raggis do?'

Siggarek says, 'He chased her!'

Willamae says, 'However, the Pikachu Norbog sniffed her out and chased all the way to a...'

Siggarek says, 'Well, he's a norbog of sorts ......'

Willamae points to the audience.

Siggarek says, 'To a tavern!'

Greso says, 'A very cute Norbog that looks like a yellow mouse.'

Willamae says, 'We don't need more dwarf joke opportunties in this event, Sig.'

Glofinwing chuckles.

Siggarek says, 'Oh .. how sad....'

Winri says, 'all the way to gondor...'

Greso says, 'How'd she get to Gondor?!'

Isilerin says, 'to a hollow tree'

Willamae says, 'However, the Pikachu Norbog sniffed her out and chased her all the way to Gondor!'

Willamae points to the audience.

Isilerin says, 'and was very tired'

Ashigaru says, 'Fortunately, she had a lot of snacks with her, so she was able to make the long run.'

Siggarek says, 'I'll bet'

Willamae says, 'Snacks are important.'

Winri says, 'Of course, she's a hobbit.'

Willamae says, 'Fortunately, she had a lot of snacks with her, so she was able to make the long run.'

Willamae points to the audience.

Willamae says, 'Unfortunately...'

Siggarek says, 'Maybe there was a tavern in Gondor....'

Ashigaru says, 'A giant drake decided to devour the rare Pikachu Norbog.'

Willamae gasps.

Willamae says, 'No!'

Glofinwing says, 'Wait, said Griselda, I am actually a beautiful she-Norbog'

Ashigaru laughs at Glofinwing.

Willamae says, 'Wait, said Griselda, I am actually a beautiful she-Norbog.'

Willamae points to the audience.

Siggarek says, 'A she-Pikchu Norbog?'

Glofinwing says, 'sure, why not?'

Willamae says, 'Then who did Griselda she pikachu encounter?'

Siggarek says, 'Hmmmm ... this is mysterious!'

Winri says, 'Unfortunetly, Pikachu Norbog was actually a spy for the evil one...'

Willamae gasps.

Siggarek says, 'That happens a lot .....'

Greso says, 'My goodness!'

Winri laughs lightly.

Willamae looks at Siggarek in confusion.

Greso says, 'What a twist!'

Willamae says, 'Unfortunetly, Pikachu Norbog was actually a spy for the evil one...'

Willamae points to the audience.

Ashigaru says, 'No WONDER the Pikachu Norbog sniffed her out!'

Glofinwing laughs.

Winri says, 'It's all coming together now....'

Willamae says, 'It all makes sense...'

Siggarek says, 'I'm still confused.'

Willamae says, 'What else is new.'

Ashigaru says, 'Probably mistook the cob of corn for The One Ring.'

Glofinwing says, 'lol'

Greso says, 'How long has that dwarf been smoking?'

Malvy says, 'but wonder-griselda overcame the evil norbog!'

Siggarek says, 'It calms me down!'

Willamae says, 'Wonder-Griselda, that is amazing.'

Greso says, 'Wait. My sister's a norbog?'

Greso says, 'What's a norbog?'

Baudhaegas begins to smoke with Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'Unfortunetly, Pikachu Norbog was actually a spy for the evil one, but Wonder-Griselda overcame the evil norbog by...'

Willamae points to the audience.

Winri says, 'A norbog is a giant insect Greso.'

Varelas has come online.

Greso says, 'Oh. Gross.'

Willamae chuckles at Greso.

Winri says, 'roasting it's legs!'

Greso says, '...MY SISTER'S A BUG?!'

Willamae laughs at Greso.

Glofinwing says, 'Yuck!'

Ashigaru says, 'But in this case, it's a Pikachu Norbog, so it's special!'

Siggarek says, 'Oh, maybe you're a bug too then?'

Greso says, 'Nah.'

Tinulind sits down.

Siggarek says, 'Hmmm ... you don't look like one....'

Willamae says, 'Then, Wonder-Griselda the she-Pikachu Norbog...'

Willamae says, 'Master of Hyphens...'

Baudhaegas whispers to Siggarek: "Ma ôhfûkizu kuthu khathuzh aslônî. Ni ma mahùlchùp agrîfumùn hi ya."

Malvy says, 'hey, the hobbit is griselda. the bug is keraggis. or?'

Malvy scratches her head.

Siggarek looks at Greso.

Willamae says, 'Or Kraggis, depending on who you ask.'

Willamae points at Siggarek.

Ashigaru says, 'Knocked the evil Pikachu Norbog with an ear of corn!'

Greso laughs.

Winri says, 'Griselda is actually a she-pikachu norbog'

Malvy says, 'good move Ashi!'

Willamae says, 'Wait, where'd the corn come from?'

Siggarek says, 'Hurrah!'

Ashigaru says, 'Her last ear of corn!'

Baudhaegas grins

Winri says, 'She a hobbit, she has all sorts of food.'

Ashigaru says, 'Well, it was going to go with afternoon tea.'

Malvy says, 'from the pile of snacks she carried with her!'

Winri laughs at Ashigaru.

Willamae says, 'Corn with tea?'

Willamae says, 'Then, Wonder-Griselda the she-Pikachu Norbog knocked the evil Pikachu Norbog with her last ear of corn!'

Greso says, 'Hey! Tha's a negative stereotype!'

Willamae points to the audience.

Ashigaru says, 'Wonder-Griselda the she-Pikachu Norbog has odd tastes.'

Siggarek says, 'So it seems.'

Willamae says, 'Says the dwarf.'

Willamae says, 'You know, I'd like to apologize to all dwarves everywhere...'

Willamae says, 'Except Siggarek, I suppose.'

Willamae says, 'Anyway...'

Willamae says, 'Then, Wonder-Griselda the she-Pikachu Norbog knocked the evil Pikachu Norbog with her last ear of corn!'

Siggarek says, 'Eh??'

Willamae points to the audience.

Baudhaegas laughs.

Isilerin says, 'ans then was sad she just lost her very last piece of food'

Siggarek says, 'I'd be sad too ....'

Brytford sits down.

Andilras sits down.

Willamae says, 'However, she was sad about losing her very last piece of food, so Griselda...'

Willamae points to the audience.

Glofinwing says, 'and then Wonder-Griselda took off her she-Pikachu norbog disguise and revealed that she was actually. . .'

Siggarek says, '... actually....?'

Malvy says, 'had to hurry to be back home ready for supper!'

Ashigaru says, 'Gandalf the White!'

Willamae says, 'How many plot twists does this thing have?!?'

Winri says, 'A queen ~'

Glofinwing laughs.

Glofinwing says, 'a Beorning queen'

Siggarek says, 'They have queens?'

Willamae says, 'However, she was sad about losing her very last piece of food, so Griselda took off her she-Pikachu Norbog disguise and revealed that she was actually a Beorning queen!'

Willamae points to the audience.

Greso says, 'Wait, what?'

Ashigaru says, 'And then she ate the evil Pikachu Norbog.'

Glofinwing chuckles.

Willamae says, 'Just go with it.'

Greso says, 'Now my sis is a beorning?'

Winri says, 'And then she ate the Norbog'

Siggarek says, 'Maybe she was a small Beorning'

Baudhaegas laughs at Siggarek.

Winri says, 'Babu beorning'

Baudhaegas drinks to Siggarek's health.

Winri says, 'Baby*'

Siggarek says, 'Yes, it sounded tasty!'

Malvy says, 'ooh! eat more norbogs to get big, she will'

Siggarek says, 'Maybe I'll try one tonight.'

Baudhaegas says, 'Achùshôm ganagifi ughlekh ya ghuref, nidif binghureg.'

Ashigaru says, 'You would.'

Isilerin says, 'and went to find some honey to eat'

Willamae says, 'And then, Wonder-Griselda the not-she-Pikachu Norbog ate the evil Pikachu Norbog.'

Greso slaps Siggarek on the cheek.

Baudhaegas drinks to Siggarek's health.

Willamae says, 'My head hurts... Too many titles.'

Willamae says, 'Anyone, give us an ending!'

Winri says, 'Then felt bad for breaking the rule of being Vegetarian.'

Malvy says, 'fried with taters on herbs'

Siggarek drings to Baudhaegas's health

Siggarek drinks even

Winri says, 'And devoted her life to helping Pikachu Norbogs'

Siggarek says, 'Ah, a happy ending!'

Glofinwing says, 'and laughed as the Great Eye vainly sought his spy'

Greso says, 'Mmm... Fried mushrooms.'

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Willamae says, 'She lived happily ever after... until she remembered that she was a vegetarian.'

Winri says, 'lol'

Willamae says, 'The End.'

Greso says, 'l'

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae bows deeply.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Greso says, 'lol'

Ashigaru says, 'But if I find any Pikachu Norbogs around Tol Ascarnen, they are dead on sight.'

Isilerin laughs.

Tinulind claps for Vethlo.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Winri cheers.

Siggarek lets out a mighty ROAR!

Ranidia claps her hands.

Greso claps his hands.

Glofinwing cheers.

Vethlo claps his hands.

Flyt claps for Pinestro.

Isilerin cheers.

Winri claps her hands.

Malvy cheers.

Winri whistles out loud.

Vethlo cheers.

Willamae says, 'Well, that was a journey.'

Isilerin claps her hands.

Flyt says, 'cheer'

Tinulind claps for Vethlo.

Flyt sits with Pinestro.

Isilerin says, 'that was fun!'

Willamae says, 'Do you guys want me to tell the complete story one more time?'

Winri says, 'sure'

Baudhaegas claps his hands.

Vethlo nods in agreement with Willamae.

Isilerin cheers.

Ashigaru says, 'And watch for Retaking Pelargir Fellowship version, where the Pikachu Norbog will be a super-rare encounter.'

Baudhaegas drinks to Willamae's health.

Siggarek says, 'What story?'

Glofinwing says, 'laugh'

Malvy says, 'lol ashi'

Glofinwing laughs.

Baudhaegas says, 'I know, right?'

Baudhaegas laughs at Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'Someone post something in the Suggestions forum ASAP.'

Siggarek begins to smoke.

Willamae says, 'Here go again!'

Baudhaegas offers some weed and drink to Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'Here go again?'

Siggarek chokes on his pipe smoke.

Willamae looks confused.

Winri says, 'Suggestion forum?'

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae says, 'All the nouns confused me, sorry.'

Greso looks a little crazy.

Willamae says, 'Here we go again!'

Baudhaegas says, 'Yadi'

Baudhaegas offers some different smoke to Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'feel free to act out parts of the story as we go.'

Willamae says, 'Once upon a time, there was a nosy hobbit lass.'

Willamae says, 'One day, the hobbit lass (whose name was Griselda) saw a Pikachu Norbog known as Keraggis.'

Malvy cheers.

Willamae says, 'His full name was K(e)raggis.'

Willamae says, 'She wondered what it was doing in this neck of the woods, and then hid in the grass.'

Siggarek is very interested in this new type of pipe product

Willamae says, 'However, the Pikachu Norbog sniffed her out and chased her all the way to Gondor!'

Willamae says, 'Fortunately, she had a lot of snacks with her, so she was able to make the long run.'

Willamae has a little bite to eat.

Willamae says, 'Speaking of snacks...'

Willamae says, 'And then...'

Willamae says, 'Wait, said Griselda, I am actually a beautiful she-Norbog.'

Willamae says, 'Unfortunately, Pikachu Norbog was actually a spy for the evil one, but Wonder-Griselda overcame the evil norbog by roasting its legs.'

Baudhaegas carefully fills Siggarek's wooden pipe and hands it to him, smiling.

Siggarek says, 'That'll learn 'em!'

Willamae says, 'Then, Wonder-Griselda the she-Pikachu Norbog, Master of Hyphens, knocked the evil Pikachu Norbog with her last ear of corn!'

Malvy thinks Makes me hungry!

Baudhaegas takes a drink.

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae says, 'And then, Wonder-Griselda the now not-she-Pikachu Norbog, Master of Hyphens and titles, ate the evil Pikachu Norbog fried with taters on herbs.'

Glofinwing poses!

Winri says, 'wait she ate his legs then knocked him out'

Willamae says, 'She lived happily ever after... until she remembered that she was a vegetarian.'

Siggarek starts to feel very hungry for some reason

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae bows again.

Baudhaegas laughs.

Isilerin claps her hands.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Greso laughs.

Siggarek cheers.

Tinulind claps her hands.

Isilerin laughs at Willamae.

Glofinwing cheers.

Malvy giggles uncontrollably.

Isilerin cheers at Willamae.

Vethlo claps for Willamae.

Baudhaegas cheers.

Vethlo cheers at Willamae.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Tinulind claps for Willamae.

Willamae says, 'And now, I'd like to welcome to the stage someone you all know.'

Willamae says, 'Lady Ashigaru!'

Baudhaegas takes a bite.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Isilerin claps her hands.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Greso has a little bite to eat.

Malvy claps for Ashigaru.

Vethlo claps for Ashigaru.

Siggarek claps for Willamae.

Willamae says, 'Also, you may want to stand up for this performance. Don't ask why. Just do it!'

Vethlo cheers at Ashigaru.

You cheer at Willamae.

Vethlo sits with Ashigaru.

Radgallac has gone offline.

Willamae has gone offline.

Mirelda has come online.

Winri looks curiously at Willamae and Ashigaru.

Ashigaru says, 'Well, I am not sure I can top Wonder-Griselda, the not-she-Pikachu Norbog...'

Vethlo chuckles at Ashigaru.

Ashigaru says, 'But I will have to try.'

Malvy says, 'you better do!'

Ashigaru coughs politely. Ahem!

Baudhaegas grins

Ashigaru says, 'Hello, everyone. I am delighted to be here!'

Ashigaru says, 'A funny thing happened to me at the Scholar's Enclave yesteyday...'

Mirelda smacks herself in the forehead.

Mirelda says, 'I'm telling you, I didn't take it! I don't know where it is!'

Siggarek is impatient.

Siggarek says, 'Does it LOOK like I care?'

Baudhaegas drinks to Malvy's health.

Mirelda sighs at Siggarek.

Siggarek says, 'Well?'

Mirelda looks away from Siggarek.

Ashigaru doesn't know what is happening.

Siggarek says, 'Hold on, sir.'

Ashigaru says, 'Anyways, as I was saying, I ran into a very tell hobbit, and-'

Siggarek shoves the comedian off the stage.

Ashigaru says, '....SIR??'

Ashigaru says, 'Hmph!'

Mirelda says, 'Sorry Lady Ashi, you knows how dwarves get.'

Siggarek says, 'well whatever'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Mirelda says, 'Hello, everyone! I hope you're all enjoying your time in Celondim.'

Mirelda waves to everyone.

Siggarek says, 'Hello, hello. I just have to set something straight. It won't take very long.'

Tinulind waves to Mirelda.

Vethlo nods in agreement with Mirelda.

Mirelda says, 'Sorry for the interruption!'

Baudhaegas claps for Siggarek.

Baudhaegas says, 'Hear, hear'

Mirelda says, 'At least, I am...'

Winri looks at Siggarek with distaste.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Malvy looks confused.

Siggarek is angry!

Siggarek says, 'This elf has stolen my sword!'

Mirelda sighs.

Mirelda says, 'I have not! You simply dropped it when we walking up here. It is not my fault in the least.'

Baudhaegas says, 'Oh!'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Siggarek says, 'Just because you're in your home territory doesn't mean you are right! All these flowers are making my eyes hurt.'

Mirelda says, 'What? Look at the beauty around us! The flowing river and gentle swaying of the breeze...'

Mirelda gestures behind the audience.

Ashigaru says, 'How dare you...'

Siggarek faints dead away.

Siggarek says, 'You know what this place needs? Some mine carts and dwarf faces carved onto houses.'

Mirelda shakes her head. No way.

Mirelda says, 'Why, I believe it is my turn to feel faint, Master Dwarf.'

Everyone step away; Ashigaru heaved! Eww!

Siggarek says, 'You people are so delicate. It would do you good to lose a pink wall here or there.'

Baudhaegas says, 'Siggarek... Kahomhîlizu'

Mirelda appeals to the listeners.

Malvy says, 'more pies!'

Baudhaegas smiles

Mirelda says, 'My fellow elves, do you hear this? We cannot take this impudence! Who is with me?'

Glofinwing chuckles.

Ashigaru says, 'I am!'

Glofinwing cheers.

Isilerin cheers.

Winri cheers at Mirelda.

Siggarek says, 'Hmmph.'

Siggarek says, 'Where have you hidden the sword? Just show me! Then we will see that you are the erroneous one in this argument.'

Mirelda rolls her eyes.

Mirelda says, 'Fine! Follow me.'

Mirelda looks for the sword.

Siggarek looks around for the sword.

Baudhaegas looks confused

Mirelda points at Siggarek.

Winri looks around as well.

Glofinwing says, 'sheesh, he had it the whole time'

Mirelda ponders the problem.

Ashigaru says, 'Why that little...'

Mirelda shrugs at Siggarek.

Baudhaegas says, 'He was just tired, that's all...'

Siggarek lets out a mighty ROAR!

Mirelda cowers in fear before Siggarek!

Baudhaegas says, 'Dwarves are honourable...oh...'

Winner! Siggarek has won the match against Mirelda.

Ashigaru says, 'Who does he think he IS??'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Siggarek laughs uproariously at Mirelda.

Winri gasps.

Glofinwing says, 'Hey!'

Mirelda bows deeply.

Siggarek bows deeply before Mirelda.

Baudhaegas says, 'Well it seems...'

Baudhaegas says, '...Sul ghelekh barkûr ra turg'

Winri says, 'What is this language you keep speaking, Human.'

Trooli has come online.

Baudhaegas claps for Siggarek.

Baudhaegas laughs at Siggarek.

Siggarek chuckles.

Siggarek dusts himself off.

Mirelda has gone offline.

Willamae has come online.

Ashigaru says, 'Before we continute, we will have a brief period for us to all slap the dwarf for forgetting his sword'

Baudhaegas smiles and tries to light his pipe again

Ashigaru says, 'Rotten fruit is also encourages'

Willamae slaps Siggarek on the cheek.

Ashigaru slaps Siggarek on the cheek.

Winri slaps Siggarek on the cheek.

Ashigaru slaps Siggarek on the cheek with a cold fish.

Greso slaps Siggarek on the cheek.

Willamae chuckles at Siggarek.

Malvy giggles uncontrollably at Siggarek.

You slap Siggarek on the cheek.

Glofinwing laughs.

Siggarek slaps Greso on the cheek.

Baudhaegas says, 'Hey leave the dwarf alone!'

Vethlo slaps Siggarek on the cheek with a cold fish.

Willamae says, 'Oh dear... That's enough!'

Glofinwing chuckles.

Ashigaru says, 'Okay, enough dwarf punishment.'

Willamae says, 'For now, knowing Ashi.'

Siggarek says, 'that was fun! what was the fight about?'

Baudhaegas pats Siggarek comfortingly.

Willamae says, 'Maybe she'll actually get to finish her story later on.'

Baudhaegas says, 'Mukhuh turgizu turug usgin'

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae says, 'Then again, maybe not.'

Greso face

Willamae chuckles.

Ashigaru says, 'We will now play some games from Whose Beard Is It Anyway, where everything is made up and the points are worthless'

Willamae laughs at Ashigaru.

Greso laughs.

Baudhaegas laughs.

Winri says, 'Human, what is the tongue you speak in?'

Ashigaru says, 'The points are about as valuable as Saruman's copy of Ethics And You.'

Greso forehead

Siggarek says, 'Hey, I have a beard. How many points do i get?'

Isilerin laughs at Ashigaru.

Baudhaegas says, 'Dwarvish, of course'

Baudhaegas laughs at Winri.

Ashigaru says, 'None. The first game is Two-Line Vocabulary, for the drunk dwarf, Willamae, and myself'

Winri looks at the human with a frown, "I see..."

Baudhaegas says, 'I spent a long time among them'

Siggarek says, 'Is she talking about me?'

Ashigaru says, 'Yes, she is.'

Siggarek looks confused.

Willamae says, 'Yes, unsurprisingly.'

Glofinwing sighs.

Baudhaegas agrees with Siggarek.

Ashigaru says, 'This is simple. We will perform a scene for you.'

Willamae says, 'There are also zero other dwarves here currently.'

Willamae says, '"Simple"'

Ashigaru says, 'However, Siggarek and I have only two lines we can say'

Siggarek says, 'Oh!'

Ashigaru says, 'We can say NOTHING else. Willamae gets to say anything.'

Siggarek says, 'I can say more than that!'

Willamae says, 'I think it actually makes it easier for him.'

Ashigaru says, 'No, you cannot.'

Siggarek says, 'Oh....'

Ashigaru says, 'Willamae, what are our lines?'

Willamae says, 'The prompt for this scene is: What really happens at a Celondim Comedy rehearsal?'

Flyt sits down.

Willamae says, 'Ashigaru may only say the lines "But that's not funny at all!" and "What if we add dwarf jokes?"'

Malvy sits down.

Willamae says, 'Siggarek may only say the lines "I think that's hilarious." and "That is not a good idea."'

Willamae says, 'Ready, you two?'

Siggarek says, 'Hm ... I'll try to remember those then....'

Ashigaru says, 'Start whenever you're ready'

Willamae says, 'Okay, so we have to make it look like the dwarf knows what he's talking about.'

Willamae is chatting with everyone nearby.

Ashigaru says, 'But that's not funny at all!'

Willamae says, 'You know, that's very true.'

Willamae says, 'What else can we do?'

Willamae thinks for a moment.

Ashigaru says, 'What if we all dwarf jokes?'

Willamae nods in agreement.

Siggarek says, 'That is not a good idea.'

Willamae says, 'Of course the dwarf says so.'

Winri looks a bit confusd...

Ashigaru shakes her head 'no' to Siggarek.

Siggarek says, 'Well, Im a dwarf!'

Ashigaru says, 'But that's not funny at all!'

Siggarek says, 'Oops....'

Willamae says, 'Sig, have you ever looked at Ashi's equipment?'

Ashigaru slaps Siggarek on the cheek.

Willamae sighs at Siggarek.

Siggarek says, 'I think that's hilarious.'

Baudhaegas sighs.

You laugh out loud at Siggarek.

Panella has gone offline.

Willamae says, 'Guess we should include more dwarf slaps then.'

Ashigaru says, 'What if we add dwarf jokes?'

Siggarek says, 'No wiat.... the otther line would have been funnier....'

Willamae says, 'Maybe with fish?'

Siggarek says, 'That is not a good idea.'

Willamae says, 'Dwarves, I swear.'

Siggarek takes a drink.

Willamae says, 'Okay, we have 2 hours until Celondim Comedy!'

Baudhaegas swears by dwarves too.

Ashigaru looks at the person leaving the stage.

Ashigaru says, 'But that's not funny at all!'

Baudhaegas grins.

Siggarek says, 'I think that's hilarious.'

Willamae says, 'We need to work out the plan.'

Willamae smacks herself in the forehead.

Siggarek says, 'haha .. i think i got this bit figured out!'

Ashigaru says, 'What if we add dwarf jokes?'

Willamae says, 'It's not hilarious because we have no idea what we're doing!'

Siggarek says, 'That is not a good idea.'

Baudhaegas slaps Bear on the cheek.

Willamae says, 'Can we use that Bear as a prop?'

Ashigaru says, 'But that's not funny at all!'

Siggarek says, 'That is not a good idea.'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Willamae tries to pick up the bear.

Baudhaegas laughs at the bear

Willamae says, 'i think the dwarf's right for once.'

Siggarek says, '(hmm looks heavy...)'

Malvy says, 'pick up a beer!'

Willamae says, 'Guys, focus!'

Ashigaru says, 'But...that's not funny at all...'

Baudhaegas says, 'Pick up a bear!'

Briallan has gone offline.

Baudhaegas laughs.

Siggarek says, 'Oh I thought it was 'bear' not 'beer''

Willamae says, 'We still don't have an idea for the middle of the show.'

Ashigaru says, 'What if we add dwarf jokes?'

Hologro has come online.

Willamae says, 'That's the entire show.'

Siggarek says, 'That is not a good idea.'

Willamae says, 'I know!'

Willamae says, 'How about we do something with improv comedy?'

Willamae says, 'That way we don't need to prepare anything!'

Ashigaru thinks for a moment.

Ashigaru says, 'What if we add dwarf jokes?'

Siggarek says, 'I think that's hilarious.'

Siggarek says, 'WAIT'

Willamae laughs at Siggarek.

Winri smacks herself in the forehead.

Malvy says, 'loool'

Willamae says, 'You heard him.'

Siggarek says, 'I mean, "That is not a good idea."'

Ashigaru says, 'But that's not funny at all!'

Willamae says, 'Dwarves jokes are a go. Youg uys know the show Whose Beard Is It Anyway?'

Ashigaru says, 'But that's not funny at all!'

Willamae says, 'You guys.'

Siggarek says, 'I think that's hilarious.'

Willamae says, 'Sorry, I choked on something.'

Ashigaru says, 'What if we add dwarf jokes?'

Siggarek says, 'That is not a good idea.'

Willamae says, 'I think we're past what if, Ashi.'

Siggarek says, '(didn't we just say that?)'

Ashigaru says, 'But that's not funny at all!'

Baudhaegas says, 'If we add dwarf jokes....Chosam!'

Willamae says, 'Remember ten minutes ago when you told him the river was made of ale?'

Willamae says, 'And he jumped in and all wet...'

Ashigaru nods knowingly....then a lightbulb goes off!

Ashigaru says, 'What if we add dwarf jokes?'

Siggarek says, 'That is not a good idea.'

Baudhaegas says, 'What is a lightbulb?'

Siggarek says, 'A what???'

Willamae looks for a "stop repeat" button.

Ashigaru says, 'But that's not funny at all!'

Winri says, 'lol'

Baudhaegas grins

Willamae says, 'Wait.... It's 3:15!'

Siggarek says, 'Did we get to the funny part yet?'

Baudhaegas laughs at Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'We don't have any time to write material or practice.'

Ashigaru says, 'But that's not funny at all!'

Siggarek says, '....'

Willamae says, 'I agree completely.'

Ashigaru says, 'What if we add dwarf jokes?'

Winri sighs.

Willamae says, 'Let's just do games from Whose Beard, alright?'

Siggarek says, '...'

Ashigaru says, '*BZZZT*'

Ashigaru bows deeply.

Siggarek says, 'Yes, lets!'

Ashigaru says, 'Thank you.'

Willamae says, 'believe me, the dwarf might actually understand them.'

Siggarek waves to everyone.

Willamae bows deeply.

Siggarek says, 'Eh?'

Baudhaegas drinks to Siggarek's health.

Malvy cheers.

Siggarek bows deeply.

Willamae says, 'Only some of that was fake!'

Ashigaru says, 'The morale of this game - dwarf jokes are ALWAYS good.'

Ashigaru bows deeply.

Malvy claps for Siggarek.

Flyt claps her hands.

Isilerin laughs.

Willamae says, 'The part about the river of ale was not.'

Siggarek says, 'well .....'

Ashigaru says, 'Now, would anyone like to join us for our next game?'

Malvy says, 'high five for the poor dwarf!'

Winri cheers at Willamae.

Isilerin claps her hands.

Siggarek cheers.

Baudhaegas says, 'Mukhuh turgizu turug usdush!'

Willamae says, 'What game is that, Ashi?'

Baudhaegas drinks to Siggarek's health.

Ashigaru says, 'Our next game is called Number of Words'

Siggarek drinks to Baudhaegas's health

Siggarek takes a drink.

Willamae says, 'It's pretty much what it sounds like. Anyone want to play?'

Ashigaru says, 'All you have to be able to do is construct a sentence with an exact number of words.'

Brytford has gone offline.

Winri says, 'Sounds like fun.'

Siggarek says, 'me me me!'

Ringolion has gone offline.

Andilras has gone offline.

Willamae says, 'You already are.'

Ashigaru says, 'Come up, then!'

Willamae cheers at Winri.

Siggarek says, 'Oh!'

Ashigaru says, 'Welcome!'

Winri bows deeply.

Ashigaru says, 'Now, in this game, Siggarek, every time you speak, your sentence is EXACTLY two words.'

Winri laughs out loud.

Ashigaru says, 'Not 3, not 4, but 2. Can you do that?'

Willamae says, 'Can he count that high?'

Katemirh has come online.

Willamae says, 'I'm just kidding!'

Siggarek says, 'hmmmmmm ... two, is it?'

Willamae says, 'Kind of.'

Winri laughs at Willamae.

Ashigaru says, 'Two.'

Ashigaru says, 'Winri, your sentences are always three words'

Siggarek says, 'let's see ... one ...... ummmm....'

Willamae sighs at Siggarek.

Siggarek says, 'TWO!'

Siggarek says, 'is that it?'

Ashigaru says, 'I have to do 4 words, and Willamae does 5 words'

Winri claps for Siggarek.

Siggarek looks confused.

Willamae says, 'Are we ready to hear the prompt?'

Ashigaru says, 'Siggarek 2, Winri 3, Ashigaru 4, Willamae 5. That simple. What's our scene?'

Willamae says, 'You guys will be giving excuses to get out of going on a quest for Gandalf, with myself playing the role of the wizard.'

Willamae says, 'We look alike, don't you think?'

Willamae examines her resemblance.

Siggarek says, 'Which two words do I say?'

Willamae says, 'Also, thanks Pinestro for giving us this idea!'

Willamae points something out.

Ashigaru says, 'That's a stupid question!'

Trooli has gone offline.

Willamae says, 'Are you adventurers all prepared?'

Ashigaru says, '....What do you want?'

Baudhaegas drinks to Malvy's health.

Winri says, 'Not at all.'

Willamae affixes a fake beard to her chin.

Malvy says, 'cheers, Baud!'

Siggarek says, 'I'm ready!'

Ashigaru says, 'What is that thing?'

Willamae peers into the distance.

Winri says, 'Who are you?'

Ashigaru points at the fake beard.

Baudhaegas says, 'You're welcome'

Siggarek says, '(that was two, right???)'

Winri says, '(lol yes)'

Willamae says, 'That is your eventual foe.'

Baudhaegas sits down.

Siggarek says, 'Who, him?'

Ashigaru says, '....Do we have to?'

Malvy sits down.

Isilerin sits down.

Willamae says, 'Yes, right over there, see?'

Willamae points something out.

Ashigaru says, 'I don't see anything.'

Siggarek says, 'Let's retreat!'

Tinulind sits with Siggarek.

Winri says, 'I don't see.'

Willamae says, 'Why, you haven't started yet!'

Winri says, 'I don't wanna.'

Siggarek says, 'Oh, right'

You have been marked as being AFK due to inactivity.

Willamae says, 'Your enemy is "relic combination".'

Malvy thinks must be the killer rabbit

Ashigaru says, 'That sounds awfully scary.'

Siggarek challenges the heavens themselves!

Winri says, 'What is that?'

Willamae says, 'A dangerous task for heroes.'

Panella has come online.

Baudhaegas says, 'Are you calling the dwarf a relic?'

Flyt sits down.

Baudhaegas frowns.

Baudhaegas grins.

Siggarek says, 'I'

Willamae says, 'It involves possible carpal tunnel.'

Ashigaru says, 'Yes, you can't count.'

You are no longer AFK.

Winri says, 'Sounds too dangerous.'

Willamae says, 'You must go very soon.'

Ashigaru says, 'The dwarf goes first!'

Baudhaegas laughs softly, and spills some of his drink.

Willamae says, 'The shadow looms over us.'

Siggarek says, 'Not me!'

Winri says, 'It's tea time.'

Honeyberrie has come online.

Ashigaru says, 'Can I have some?'

Tinulind begins scratching herself uncomfortably.

Siggarek says, 'Some what?'

Malvy says, 'and pies!'

Willamae says, 'Its shadow says "Error Message"'

Baudhaegas says, 'And more ale here please'

Ashigaru says, 'Anyone have a snack?'

Tinulind sits down.

Baudhaegas grins

Siggarek says, 'Whose shadow?'

Willamae says, 'There are no snacks there.'

Winri says, 'Where's the shadow?'

Willamae says, 'Eat while you still can.'

Ashigaru pinches her nose.

Siggarek says, 'Good thinking'

Ashigaru says, 'Give him a bath.'

Willamae says, 'Look above you, silly elf.'

Ashigaru points at Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'I agree, dwarves need baths.'

Siggarek looks around.

Winri says, 'Yes they do.'

Ashigaru says, 'Silly elf? Who? Where?'

Ashigaru peers into the distance.

Willamae says, 'Combination is only one enemy.'

Ashigaru says, 'You mean there's MORE?'

Siggarek says, 'more WHAT?'

Willamae says, 'There is also another foe.'

Winri says, 'Not another one!'

Siggarek says, 'Oh, %^&$%^'

Willamae says, 'Its name brings disabling fear'

Ashigaru says, 'Watch your filthy language!'

Siggarek says, 'it's not filthy, just complicated'

Ashigaru says, '....What did he say?'

Willamae says, '"Full Stack of Rep Items"'

Baudhaegas says, 'Ma mahabhyùr kathuzh katakhigeri'

Siggarek says, 'Its dwarvish!'

Erikin hails everyone.

Willamae says, 'Learn to count, stupid dwarf'

Erikin sits down.

Siggarek says, 'one .. two...'

Siggarek says, 'OK done'

Willamae says, 'Now, do you know eagles?'

Siggarek says, 'I do!'

Ashigaru says, 'The big flappy things?'

Winri says, 'Yes, I do.'

Willamae says, 'They cannot help you now.'

Winri says, 'Why ever not?'

Siggarek says, 'That's right!'

Ashigaru says, 'But did they ever?'

Willamae says, 'Their contract is very complicated.'

Siggarek says, 'I'

Winri says, 'Well, fit it.'

Siggarek says, 'ooops ...'

Ashigaru says, 'This sounds too hard.'

Ashigaru slaps Siggarek on the cheek.

Siggarek says, 'It's easy!'

Winri says, '(( fix ** ))'

Ashigaru says, 'Not like counting, right?'

Willamae says, 'That's what Isildur said too.'

Siggarek challenges Ashigaru to personal battle!

Baudhaegas says, 'Kun!!'

Willamae says, 'As destroyed the one ring.'

Baudhaegas cheers at Siggarek.

Ashigaru says, 'Save that for later.'

Siggarek says, 'Much later!'

Willamae says, 'wait a second, did he?'

Willamae says, 'Also, I just coughed, sorry!'

Siggarek says, 'I thinkso'

Ashigaru says, 'Where'd the bathroom go?'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Winri says, 'Yes, he did.'

Winri says, 'Send him again.'

Willamae says, 'I usually pronounce "hes", promise'

Ashigaru says, 'Are you REALLY Gandalf?'

Siggarek says, 'Gandalf? where?'

Siggarek looks at Ashigaru.

Willamae says, 'My certificate is somewhere here'

Winri says, 'Where is he?'

Willamae looks around.

Baudhaegas says, 'Tharkûn?'

Willamae says, 'Ignore the lack of robe.'

Erikin sits down.

Ashigaru says, 'Put a robe on!!'

Ashigaru scolds Willamae.

Siggarek says, 'Right now!'

Willamae says, 'Not like that, lady ashi!'

Ashigaru laughs at Willamae.

Willamae says, 'Okay, I'm not really Gandalf.'

Siggarek says, 'I'm hungry!'

Winri says, 'What! You lied.'

Baudhaegas grins

Willamae says, 'May I ditch the beard?'

Siggarek says, 'Who me?'

Ashigaru says, 'Then why are you?'

Willamae takes off her fake beard.

Siggarek says, 'Oh .. that!'

Winri says, 'That is disturbing...'

Siggarek looks confused.

Ashigaru says, 'I may be sick'

Ashigaru heaves something up on Willamae's feet. Disgusting.

Malvy says, 'eeks'

Ashigaru says, '*BZZZT*'

Winri shivers.

Ashigaru says, 'Thank you!'

Siggarek says, 'Ewww! Eww! (does that count as two?)'

Winri bows deeply.

Ashigaru says, 'And thank you, Winri.'

Willamae bows deeply.

Malvy cheers.

Siggarek bows deeply.

Ashigaru cheers at Winri.

Willamae says, 'And that was how Ashi, Siggarek and Winri never achieved fame for the task set to them by Gandalf.'

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Baudhaegas laughs at Siggarek.

Flyt claps her hands.

You cheer.

Tinulind claps her hands.

Erikin claps his hands.

Ashigaru says, 'For our final game, Questions Only, would anyone else like to play?'

Erikin cheers.

Erikin sits down.

Flyt sits down.

Willamae says, 'Again, the title gives it away.'

Winri says, 'If no one else volunteers, I'll go again.'

Willamae says, 'I keep reminding myself not to count words.'

Ashigaru says, 'As long as you can compose a question'

Siggarek says, 'What's the game about?'

Ashigaru says, 'We're going to put on a scene, but you can only speak in questions'

Willamae says, 'Ashigaru and I will start the scene by talking to each other.'

Ashigaru says, 'If you don't make a question (whether on purpose or not), you get switched out for someone else!'

Siggarek says, 'ok, i better pay attention then....'

Ashigaru says, 'Can you?'

Willamae says, 'No other volunteers?'

Ashigaru says, 'Would anyone else like to play?'

Siggarek says, 'I can try!'

Winri says, 'I'll go then, again.'

Willamae says, 'Okay, welcome again Winri!'

Siggarek cheers at Winri.

Ashigaru says, 'Aren't you already playing?'

Ashigaru shoves Siggarek away

Willamae says, 'Win and I will be on one side, Sig and Ashi on the other.'

Willamae says, 'When the player on your side messes up, yuo swap in for them.'

Ashigaru says, 'What's our scene?'

Willamae says, 'Sig, where are you even going?'

Willamae says, 'Ashigaru is trying to explain the Legendary Item system to Willamae, Winri, and Siggarek.'

Siggarek says, 'Well, here, obviously!'

Glofinwing says, 'oh lord'

You laugh out loud at Willamae.

Ashigaru says, 'So, are there any questions?'

Isilerin sits down.

Willamae says, 'Winri, you understand what's going on?'

Winri shakes her head. No way.

Ashigaru says, 'Who are you speaking to?'

Winri says, 'Ashi'

Willamae says, 'When I say a sentence or don't speak after a while, take my place.'

Winri says, 'Ok.'

Willamae says, 'Oh.'

Willamae says, 'Heh,'

Ashigaru says, 'Did you see how I'm already doing questions?'

Willamae says, 'What even are legendary items?'

Willamae looks confused.

Ashigaru says, 'Haven't you been listening?'

Willamae says, 'To what?'

Ashigaru says, 'Did you hear a word I said?'

Siggarek says, 'Hah .. I can do this....'

Willamae says, 'haaaa.'

Baudhaegas says, 'Items our grandparents used to have'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Ashigaru says, 'Did it make sense to you?'

Winri says, 'Did what make sense?'

Siggarek sits down.

Ashigaru says, 'Is everyone else here illiterate??'

Willamae chuckles.

Winri says, 'Am I illiterate?'

Baudhaegas says, 'Il what?'

Baudhaegas grins

Erikin sits down.

Ashigaru says, '...Do you see that sword?'

Winri says, 'Where is it?'

Ashigaru says, 'Aren't you holding it?'

Winri says, 'Which hand?'

Ashigaru says, '.....Your left.'

Baudhaegas drinks to Erikin's health.

Baudhaegas says, 'Shamukh, nadad'

Siggarek waves to everyone.

Erikin hails Baudhaegas.

Willamae apologizes to Winri for Siggarek.

Erikin sits with Baudhaegas.

Siggarek says, 'Is it my turn?'

Baudhaegas begins to smoke with Erikin.

Malvy sits down.

Winri says, 'Do we even hav eturns?'

Winri says, '(( have turns ... ** )'

You sit with Malvy.

Siggarek says, 'What are eturns?'

Willamae says, 'A type of bird.'

Winri says, 'Why are you asking me?'

Siggarek says, 'Its your turn, isn't it?'

Winri says, 'When?'

Siggarek says, 'What are you talking about?'

Winri says, 'ummm... Willamae ... xD'

Tinulind sits down.

Siggarek says, 'Aren't we supposed to be talking about legendary items?d'

Willamae says, 'Do you have a legendary item?'

Siggarek says, 'What's that?'

Winri says, '(( btw did the screen just turn pinkish for you guys? )'

Willamae says, 'Aren't they supposed to be weapons, but with more grind?'

Winri sits with Willamae.

Siggarek says, '((not for me))'

You say, 'sun through the trees'

Ashigaru says, '(I see it)'

Tinulind has gone offline.

Winri says, '( ok then its not my pc)'

Siggarek says, 'Oh they're weapons, then?'

Ashigaru sits down.

Willamae says, 'Weapon is in the name, isn't it?'

Baudhaegas sits with Erikin.

Erikin says, '((It's because it's dusk now, I think.))'

Siggarek says, 'ahhh this is too hard!'

Willamae chuckles.

Erikin chuckles.

Ashigaru says, 'What did he just say?'

Erikin sits down.

Willamae says, 'Do you actually know what you're talking about?'

Baudhaegas blinks at Siggarek.

Winri cheers at Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'Why are we being flanked by horses?'

Baudhaegas says, 'No riding and drinking!'

Ashigaru sniffs the air. Is that a pony I smell?

Willamae looks around.

Siggarek cheers.

Winri sits with Siggarek.

Siggarek says, 'I'

Ashigaru says, 'Have you ever seen a show called Whose Beard Is It Anyway?'

Malvy says, 'at lest give the horses something, too!'

Siggarek says, 'Its actually a pony not a horse....'

Willamae says, 'Have I heard a joke like that before?'

Ashigaru says, 'Don't you think the funny elf deserves more lines and a bigger paycheck?'

Glofinwing chuckles.

Winri says, 'Yes, I do.'

Siggarek says, 'Which is the funny one?'

Winri says, 'Me ofcourse.'

Willamae says, 'Are we even talking about legendary items?'

Willamae shrugs at Ashigaru.

Ashigaru says, 'Didn't we already?'

Ashigaru says, '*BZZZT*'

Siggarek begins scratching himself uncomfortably.

Winri cheers.

Willamae says, 'Your turn, Winri!'

Ashigaru says, 'Thank you again! And the funny elf is me!'

Ashigaru bows deeply.

Winri bows deeply.

Siggarek bows deeply.

Erikin claps his hands.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Malvy cheers.

Glofinwing cheers.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Flyt claps her hands.

Willamae says, 'Someone made Drey Careh jokes from Whose Beard...'

Willamae points something out.

Siggarek says, 'is it my turn again?'

Glofinwing says, 'Ashi was channelling Colin Mochrie!'

Flyt sits down.

Willamae says, 'Don't you know the game's over?'

Siggarek says, 'Oh, already? I was just getting the hang of it!'

Winri says, 'Excuse me a moment.'

Erikin sits down.

Willamae says, 'Okay, well, let's move on from that.'

Siggarek says, 'Okay!'

Siggarek says, 'Good idea!'

Willamae says, 'And now, you all still know her...'

Willamae says, 'Lady Ashigaru!'

Siggarek drinks to Flyt's health.

Siggarek claps for Flyt.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Erikin claps for Ashigaru.

Willamae says, 'Hopefully she will be able to present this time.'

Malvy claps for Ashigaru.

You clap your hands.

Glofinwing claps for Ashigaru.

Ashigaru says, 'What was that!!??'

Siggarek claps for Ashigaru.

Erikin sits with Ashigaru.

Flyt claps for Ashigaru.

Willamae says, 'Hey, it was the dwarf who interrupted you.'

Ashigaru says, 'You and me, Good TA, 20 minutes!'

Siggarek cheers at Ashigaru.

Flyt sits with Ashigaru.

Ashigaru says, 'Anyways...'

Siggarek cheers at Ashigaru.

Willamae says, 'I don't have the maps yet!'

Willamae starts crying.

Ashigaru says, 'Today I am here to tell the story of the elf maiden Nardeth, who spurned her lover and thus was killed by an orc.'

Ashigaru says, 'It was a sunny day when our story began, the kind of day when -'

Malvy says, 'Boo! No one wants to hear your sad story! Tell us a riddle instead.'

Ashigaru says, 'Ooof!!'

Ashigaru looks around nervously.

Ashigaru says, 'Errr...'

Malvy says, 'Get on with it!'

Ashigaru says, 'Okay, who do wargs always kill first?'

Willamae says, 'Oh dear, another interruption.'

Willamae looks around in confusion.

Malvy scratches her head.

Siggarek shrugs at Ashigaru.

Siggarek says, 'The wrong one?'

Ashigaru says, 'No, the unruly hobbit! That's always the one they go for first!'

Ashigaru is unable to contain her laughter.

Malvy backs away from the stage.

Siggarek says, 'Give us another!'

Ashigaru laughs at Malvy.

Ashigaru says, 'Another...okay....'

Ashigaru says, 'How about this one?'

Ashigaru says, 'Who takes longer to light a lamp, a man or an elf?'

Siggarek thinks that elf is crazy

Willamae has no idea.

Winri says, 'A man.'

Ashigaru says, 'Haha, neither! The answer is the dwarf! They're obviously the slowest.'

Ashigaru says, 'In more ways than one, am I right?'

Siggarek is angry with Ashigaru

Winri cheers.

Ashigaru says, 'He just misses his ale.'

Ashigaru says, 'But wait, I have one more! What is the worst present a man has ever recieved?'

Glofinwing chuckles.

Pinestro shouts Boo!

Willamae says, 'Probably having to endure your presence...'

Ashigaru says, 'Hah! Mortality is the worst present by far. At least the dwarves live far longer than men do.'

Willamae grumbles at Ashigaru.

Willamae says, 'I have a riddle for you, my friend. What is an elf's greatest flaw?'

Ashigaru thinks about Willamae.

Pinestro is getting hungry. Is it time for food yet?

You have spotted a creature attempting to move stealthily about.

Ashigaru says, 'Hmmm....'

Ashigaru says, 'None spring to mind, I fear.'

Ashigaru says, 'I admit I scare easily, but that is not impor -'

Malvy roars at Ashigaru!

Willamae roars at Ashigaru!

Malvy roars at Ashigaru!

Siggarek roars at Ashigaru

Ashigaru faints dead away.

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae shakes a fist at Ashigaru.

Siggarek shakes a fist at Ashigaru

Winri laughs out loud.

Siggarek pokes Ashigaru. Hey!

Willamae says, 'Don't tell dwarf jokes, guy!'

Ashigaru dusts herself off.

Willamae says, 'Either that, or watch your back.'

Malvy giggles uncontrollably at Ashigaru.

Ashigaru bows deeply.

Siggarek bows deeply before Ashigaru.

Willamae looks around.

Malvy bows deeply.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Ashigaru slaps Siggarek on the cheek with a cold fish.

Willamae bows deeply.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

You say, '.cheer'

You cheer.

Willamae says, 'Unfortunately, I don't think LAdy Ashi will veer be able to finish a story.'

Willamae says, 'Wow, I'm coughing a lot today!'

Willamae coughs.

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae says, 'No smell part... haha...'

Siggarek says, 'If there were any here, that is....'

Malvy sighs.

Winri says, 'There are two here, Siggarek.'

Siggarek says, 'Really?'

Willamae sighs at Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'I told you guys that part was true.'

Willamae says, 'What is he doing?'

Glofinwing chuckles.

Siggarek swims with his mouth open

Willamae says, 'Anyway, this is the part of the show where a fashion contest happens.'

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae says, 'If you're gonna look for ale, do it quietly!'

Glofinwing chuckles.

Erikin chuckles at Ashigaru.

Erikin sits with Ashigaru.

Siggarek burps loudly.

Willamae says, 'I don't know how many people have outfits to show, but I'll announce the categories and see.'

Willamae says, 'Did you find any ale?'

Baudhaegas cheers at Siggarek.

Isilerin laughs.

Siggarek says, 'You bet!'

Baudhaegas takes a drink.

Willamae shrugs at Ashigaru.

Raventrick has come online.

Winri smiles.

Siggarek says, 'Well it was ...liquid i think....'

Willamae says, 'Okay, the categories are Best Use of Yellow Dye, Best Use of Mask, Festiv(al) Spirit, and Elven Splendor.'

Siggarek realizes that may not have been ale ...

Siggarek faints dead away.

Baudhaegas laughs at Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'At least he's quiet now.'

Glofinwing laughs.

Baudhaegas says, 'It could have been wine'

Baudhaegas sits with Siggarek.

Winri says, 'I vote Isilerin as Elven splendor... lol'

Willamae says, 'Anyone for Best Use of Yellow Dye?'

Isilerin laughs.

Willamae says, 'I can't blame you, honestly.'

Winri says, '( does it have to



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 Siggarek starts snoring softly

Winri says, '( the costume/outfit that is.)'

Baudhaegas grins

Willamae says, '(Not if you can come up with a good explanation)'

Willamae says, 'Best Use of Mask?'

Winri cheers at Erikin.

You perform a flip!

Erikin laughs.

Siggarek cheers at Erikin.

You startle Flyt.

Willamae says, 'Pinestro and Erikin! Show off your masks!'

Baudhaegas claps for Erikin.

Willamae says, 'And Isilerin!'

Baudhaegas says, 'Dwarven splendour'

You bow deeply before Flyt.

Siggarek claps for Pinestro.

Baudhaegas grins

Erikin begins dancing like a Hobbit!

Malvy claps for Pinestro.

Isilerin hails everyone.

Pinestro yells FORTH COURSERRIM!

You give Erikin a quick salute.

Malvy cheers at Erikin.

Glofinwing cheers.

Siggarek challenges Pinestro to personal battle!

Isilerin sings a short song.

Malvy cheers at Isilerin.

Isilerin begins to dowse.

Erikin flexes mightily!

Siggarek wants to attack Pinestro.

The match will begin in 10 seconds.

Begin!

Willamae says, 'Hmm, a dowsing raven...'

Erikin looks around.

Missing or incorrect weapon for that skill.

Isilerin tosses feathers into the air.

Winner! Pinestro has won the match against Siggarek.

Ashigaru says, 'Isn't Dwarven Splendor a bit of an oxymoron?'

Cannot harm target.

You are not able to use the heropose emote... yet...

Siggarek glances at Pinestro and swoons.

Glofinwing chuckles.

You flex mightily before Siggarek.

Baudhaegas says, 'Possibly.. but Dwarven Splendour isn't'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Siggarek chuckles at Pinestro.

Winri says, 'Wait a minute... that dwarf is a ... minstrel?? *shiver*'

Malvy says, 'lool'

Willamae says, 'Okay, let's move on before any more fights break out.'

You say, 'bare hands'

Isilerin bows deeply.

Siggarek says, 'well sort of ...'

Erikin sits down.

You startle Erikin.

Baudhaegas cheers at Siggarek.

Ashigaru says, 'All he knows is bad drinking songs'

Siggarek glances at Pinestro and fidgets nervously.

Willamae says, 'Festiv(al) Spirit is the next category. Your outfit should represent any of our major festivals.'

Erikin is fidgeting restlessly.

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Willamae says, 'or, I suppose, minor ones too.'

Glofinwing chuckles.

Willamae says, 'Anyone else?'

Winri says, '(Spirit/Angel of Yule ~ )'

Malvy spins around.

Winri cheers.

Winri cheers at Malvy.

You say, 'a/cheer'

Siggarek says, 'How about the mining festival?'

Erikin shivers for a moment.

You cheer at Malvy.

Ashigaru says, 'I always endorse the Winged Circlet'

Siggarek cheers at Glofinwing.

Willamae says, 'You guys may explain what your outfits represent if you like.'

Malvy says, 'well, this was my pumpkin festival costume this year'

Winri poses before Malvy.

You say, 'That's not even funny Sig'

Glofinwing laughs at Winri.

Malvy says, 'unfortunately i ate the pumpkin mask when i got hungry ...'

Isilerin laughs at Malvy.

Malvy falls into mourning.

Siggarek says, 'haha'

Winri says, 'Mine us just the Angel/Spirit/Valar of Yuletide happiness/merryment.'

Siggarek sits with Malvy.

Glofinwing laughs at Malvy.

Siggarek says, 'Yes!'

Willamae says, 'Thank you guys!'

Siggarek says, 'You're welcome!'

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Isilerin claps her hands.

Siggarek cheers.

You cheer at Willamae.

Willamae says, 'Final category: Elven Splendor. Your outfit should reflect an aspect or aspects of elven culture.'

Willamae says, 'anything goes if you can explain it well enough!'

You say, 'go Sig!'

Siggarek says, 'How about this?'

Winri says, 'Isilerin, Isilerin Isilerin !'

Siggarek flexes mightily!

Willamae says, 'Anyone else? Please?'

Winri says, 'Glofinwing, Glofinwing Glofinwing !'

Glofinwing laughs.

Siggarek says, 'me me me!'

Ashigaru says, 'I believe you insulted our architecture. Get off the stage!!'

Winri cheers at Glofinwing.

Glofinwing laughs.

Isilerin laughs.

Siggarek acts innocent.

Willamae says, 'Well, explain your outfit, Sig.'

Willamae says, 'Thank you, Winri.'

Malvy says, 'define elvish by being the complete opposite ^^'

Winri says, ':)'

Glofinwing laughs.

Siggarek says, 'It's what was clean when i got up this morning ..well, mostly clean'

Willamae says, '"Mostly".'

Winri looks at Siggarek and shivers.

Malvy laughs.

Ashigaru tosses the dwarf.

Willamae chuckles at Ashigaru.

Siggarek says, 'Hey!'

Glofinwing giggles uncontrollably.

Honeyberrie has gone offline.

Siggarek says, 'My pony is elven!'

Willamae says, 'Winri, explain your outfit.'

Willamae says, 'Mounts aren't allowed'

Siggarek says, 'Where does it say that?'

Willamae says, 'In my rules.'

Willamae says, 'So, Winri!'

Siggarek cheers at Winri.

Willamae says, 'Let's not have the dwarf win in an elven category!'

Winri says, 'Ok, I represent elven splendor because, elves are plain beauty even if they wear whatever is comfortable for the weather. Elves have their own grace and beauty, all the while being plain to the naked eye.'

Willamae claps for Winri.

Winri cheers.

Siggarek says, 'Whaaaat....???'

Malvy claps for Winri.

Willamae says, 'Thanks Winri! Get off the stage Sig.'

Glofinwing laughs.

Winri says, 'To dumb it down: Elves are better than dwarves.'

Winri says, ';)'

Willamae says, 'Even his pony is drunk.'

Glofinwing laughs.

Ashigaru says, 'Seconded!'

You laugh out loud at Willamae.

You say, 'now that IS funny'

Baudhaegas says, 'What does ;) mean?'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Willamae says, 'Three contestants in Use of Mask, stand in front of me please.'

Baudhaegas says, 'Dwarves are better than elves... alright, we got that'

Willamae points something out.

Siggarek says, 'Let's get to the funnyt part!'

Willamae says, 'Here-ish.'

Siggarek cheers at Winri.

Baudhaegas says, 'Nothing new there'

Willamae says, 'Send me a tell with your vote now.'

Erikin drools a little.

Willamae says, 'You may vote for yourself.'

Pinestro glares at Sig

Winri says, 'Ha, Elves have much better craftsmanship. Dwarves weapon are just crude hunks of metal.'

Willamae says, 'However, only one vote per person.'

You bow.

Erikin says, 'I am a scarecrow. A hobbit scarecrow as I wear no shoes.'

Ashigaru says, 'An elf places a precise cut to accomplish their aim with just the right amount of force.'

Siggarek looks at Pinestro.

Ashigaru says, 'A dwarf goes "Dwarf smash."'

Baudhaegas says, 'I guess you've never heard of the Dwarves of Noglond then'

Winri says, 'Agreed.'

Glofinwing laughs.

Baudhaegas laughs.

Siggarek looks at Isilerin.

Myfina has come online.

Erikin goes BOO!

You startle Erikin.

Siggarek cowers in fear before Isilerin!

Glofinwing chuckles.

Malvy looks at Erikin and shivers.

Isilerin laughs.

Erikin says, 'Sorry!'

Willamae says, 'Your vote can and probably will make a difference, send them in now!'

Erikin says, 'I thought you were a bird! I don't see too well behind the mask.'

Willamae flaps her arms.

Glofinwing says, 'tell Willamae Erikin'

Winri laughs at Willamae.

Glofinwing says, 'oops'

Winri says, 'lol glor'

Siggarek says, 'YOU tell her!'

Malvy says, 'psst! secret votes! ^^'

Erikin pokes himself. Strange.

You say, 'tell Willamae Pinestro'

Glofinwing says, 'lol'

You laugh out loud at Glofinwing.

Willamae says, 'PSA: Forward slashes are your friend.'

Erikin picks a wedgie. How uncouth.

Malvy says, 'right, tell willa, pin!'

You say, 'I like Sig's mask'

Siggarek says, 'It's not a mask!'

Erikin snaps off a quick salute.

You say, 'He looks almost like a girl Dwarf'

Willamae says, 'Tallying votes now, someone do something funny.'

Siggarek says, 'Ehhh??'

Winri does a flip!

You say, 'best out of three?'

Willamae says, '(We're all professionals here in Courserrim, haha.)'

Isilerin begins dancing like a Hobbit!

You flex mightily before Siggarek.

Erikin begins scratching himself uncomfortably.

Winri says, 'That explains Ashigaru then.'

Erikin stretches out his muscles. It's time for adventure!

Ashigaru says, 'What was that!!??'

Winri coughs.

Erikin whistles out loud.

Winri cheers at Ashigaru.

Willamae says, 'Okay, we have our winner!'

Willamae says, 'You'll find out in a few minutes.'

You sigh at Siggarek.

You have a little bite to eat.

Willamae says, 'Contestants in Festiv(al), please come forward now.'

Erikin poses!

Willamae says, 'Mask people can leave.'

Malvy performs a handstand!

Winri says, 'Elf versus hobbit, thats hard.'

Erikin claps for Malvy.

Baudhaegas begins dancing with Siggarek.

Pinestro asks Baudhaegas for a sip of Ale

Winri says, 'I've always had a soft spot for hobbits.'

Willamae says, 'Cast your votes now!'

Malvy says, 'for whom? :D'

Siggarek says, 'for what?'

Baudhaegas nods

Malvy grins at Winri.

You tell Willamae, 'Malvy'

Willamae says, 'And remember to use forward slashes!'

Winri laughs at Malvy.

Baudhaegas hands some warm ale to Pinestro.

Baudhaegas drinks to Pinestro's health.

You drink to Willamae's health.

You thank Baudhaegas heartily for his help!

Willamae says, 'Vote for the outfit you like more'

Siggarek says, '(but they don't show up in chat ...)'

Pinestro performs a forward slash

Siggarek begins dancing!

Willamae says, 'Any more votes?'

Cannot harm target.

Baudhaegas laughs at Malvy.

Cannot harm target.

Erikin claps for Malvy.

Baudhaegas begins dancing with Malvy.

Baudhaegas begins dancing with Malvy.

You begin dancing with Baudhaegas.

Winri says, 'Oooh I like this song, even if the name escapes me.'

Erikin begins dancing with Malvy.

Baudhaegas dances around.

Baudhaegas dances around.

Malvy says, 'lollipop oh oh oh :)'

Winri says, 'Ty'

Willamae says, 'Last call for votes, it's very close!'

Baudhaegas dances around.

Siggarek says, 'I'ts a happy song, so it's probably about dwarves!'

Winri says, 'Vote Winri to have an awesome party~'

You laugh out loud at Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'Okay, voting closed.'

Baudhaegas agrees with Siggarek.

Malvy says, 'its about well-fed hobbits!'

Winri says, 'lol'

Siggarek says, 'Party, party!'

Baudhaegas begins dancing with Siggarek.

Baudhaegas begins dancing with Malvy.

Willamae says, 'Votes have been tallied.'

Pinestro goes POP

Willamae says, 'Again, you'll find out in a few minutes.'

Baudhaegas cheers at Malvy.

Willamae says, 'Festive sprits, you may leave the stage.'

Willamae says, 'Hmm, that was too cheesy, even for me.'

Malvy smiles at Baud.

Baudhaegas says, 'Cheesy?'

Willamae says, 'Okay, now for the contestants in Elven Splendor.'

Baudhaegas says, 'What's wrong with cheese?'

Baudhaegas shrugs.

Siggarek waves to everyone.

Ashigaru says, 'I like cheese.'

Baudhaegas claps for Siggarek.

Winri says, 'The ultimate battle... dwarf versus elf...'

Siggarek cheers.

Malvy says, 'as long it is not barrows brie'

Winri says, 'Of course, elves are better.'

Baudhaegas says, 'No that's not the ultimate battle'

Willamae says, 'Cast your votes now! Whose outfit better shows elven culture?'

Baudhaegas says, 'That'd be... dwarf versus another dwarf'

You tell Willamae, 'Winri'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Siggarek says, 'Vote for me! Vote for me!'

Winri says, 'Ah you are too simple, and in love with dwarves Baud.'

Baudhaegas agrees with Winri.

Baudhaegas says, 'I spent a long time with them in the east, what can I say'

Siggarek burps loudly.

Winri says, 'Pick me because my explanation was deep.'

Baudhaegas burps at Siggarek. How rude!

Willamae says, 'Any more votes?'

Baudhaegas drinks to Siggarek's health.

Winri says, 'And because I can count!'

Willamae chuckles at Winri.

You cheer at Winri.

Siggarek says, 'Mine was honest! An I count too! .. no wait ......'

Malvy says, 'i hope willa can count, at least the votes!'

Baudhaegas says, 'I vote for thw dwarf if i can'

Willamae says, 'I can, I promise!'

Baudhaegas grins

Siggarek cheers.

Willamae says, 'Voting closing in 3...'

Willamae says, '2...'

Siggarek is fidgeting restlessly.

Willamae says, '1....'

Winri says, 'Winri, Winri, Winri!'

Winri cheers.

Willamae says, 'That probably wasn't necessary, but it made things more dramatic.'

Winri laughs.

Baudhaegas says, 'So the dwarf wins again'

Siggarek says, 'Ah a show biz technique ....'

Baudhaegas cheers.

Baudhaegas grins

Baudhaegas drinks to Erikin's health.

Siggarek goes off for a bio break.

Willamae says, 'We have our winners!'

Willamae ponders whether to draw out the suspense.

Ashigaru says, 'Get on with it!'

Pinestro tells Sig to wash his hands

Winri says, 'I agree!'

Willamae says, 'Wait, isn't that Malvy's line?'

Siggarek drools a little.

Baudhaegas says, 'No need to wash your hands, lad'

Willamae pushes Siggarek off the stage.

Malvy says, 'she remembered it well! must have been the apple ^^'

Willamae says, 'Now how does it feel, Sig?'

Willamae says, 'In Best Use of Mask....'

Siggarek says, 'Much better! To much of that river ale.....'

Baudhaegas says, 'Dwarves don't aim on their hands'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Willamae says, 'Our winner is...'

Winri says, 'Get on with it!'

Willamae says, 'Erikin, with six votes!'

Willamae cheers.

You begin to cry.

Winri cheers at Erikin.

Siggarek cheers.

Willamae claps for Erikin.

Isilerin claps her hands.

Malvy cheers.

Flyt cheers at Willamae.

Baudhaegas claps his hands.

Glofinwing claps for Willamae.

Willamae comforts Pinestro.

Pinestro slow claps

Erikin bows deeply.

Malvy congratulates Erikin for a job well done.

Baudhaegas claps for Erikin.

Flyt cheers at Erikin.

Glofinwing claps for Erikin.

Willamae says, 'In Festiv(al) Spirit....'

Erikin says, 'Thank you very many!'

Winri says, 'For the record, I do like some dwarves. I voted for Erikin.'

Willamae says, '(Don't worry, prizes soon.)'

Winri says, ';)'

Siggarek cheers.

Baudhaegas says, '(I forgot to vote I think)'

Willamae says, 'Winning by only one vote...'

You say, 'all that ale'

Siggarek cheers.

Baudhaegas agrees with Pinestro.

Willamae says, 'Winri as the Yule Angel!'

Willamae cheers at Winri.

Malvy cheers at Winri.

You cheer at Erikin.

Willamae claps for Winri.

Isilerin claps her hands.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Flyt cheers at Winri.

Siggarek cheers.

Erikin congratulates Winri for a job well done.

You cheer at Winri.

Winri bows deeply before Erikin.

Myfina has gone offline.

Glofinwing claps for Winri.

You wave to Winri.

Willamae says, 'And finally, in Elven Splendor...'

Siggarek claps his hands.

Willamae says, 'Winri again!'

You say, 'get off!'

Siggarek says, 'what???'

You cheer at Winri.

Winri pats Siggarek on the head.

Willamae says, 'Sorry-ish, Sig.'

Ashigaru says, 'Get off the stage, dwarf!!'

Malvy cheers at Winri.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Winri gives a hearty thank-you to everyone nearby.

Siggarek appears angry.

Baudhaegas says, 'Sig has Splendour'

Willamae says, 'There's too many elves here for you to have won.'

You say, 'never has a vote been more appropriate'

Isilerin claps her hands.

Baudhaegas grins

Willamae chuckles at Pinestro.

Ashigaru says, 'Off the stage!!!'

Winri says, 'Isil, I think you could have won.'

Winri says, 'I really do.'

Baudhaegas says, 'Better than that Splendor'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Winner! Ashigaru has won the match against Siggarek.

Willamae sighs at Siggarek.

Siggarek faints dead away.

Malvy says, 'lool'

You laugh out loud at Siggarek.

Glofinwing laughs at Winri.

Winri says, '(ill spar you Sigg)'

You say, 'beateb by a hobbit and an elf'

Siggarek sits down.

Glofinwing says, 'awww'

Isilerin says, 'aww, thats sweet winri'

Siggarek sits down.

You startle Siggarek.

You perform a flip!

Willamae says, 'Is he asleep?'

Willamae pokes Siggarek. Hey!

Siggarek waves to Willamae.

You slap Siggarek on the cheek.

Winri says, '(tbh your character is way prettier than mine... and has a perfect elven grace face.... xD )'

Siggarek starts crying.

You give Siggarek a big hug.

Willamae says, 'Haha, even the hobbit has joined in.'

You sit with Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'Now for the important part, prizes!'

Siggarek says, 'Us short people should stick together!'

Siggarek says, 'Yay, prizes!'

Siggarek cheers.

Glofinwing claps for Siggarek.

You cheer at Siggarek.

Baudhaegas says, 'And some of the taller ones too'

Baudhaegas grins

You sit with Siggarek.

Siggarek sits with Willamae.

Willamae says, 'Winri, who won both Festival and Splendor, will recieve ten fireworks of each color and a three elven housing decorations.'

Glofinwing says, 'ooh nice!'

Isilerin claps her hands.

Malvy claps her hands.

Winri says, 'Yay'

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Erikin cheers at Winri.

Siggarek says, 'Elven??? That's a prize???'

You say, 'woop woop'

Baudhaegas shakes his head 'no' to Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'Erikin, who won Mask, will recieve five yellow dyes which I'm sure will be quickly used and treasured by you.'

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Siggarek cheers at Willamae.

Willamae says, 'I'm just kidding! You get black dye also.'

Erikin says, 'Oh, that is great!'

Malvy claps her hands.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Ashigaru says, 'And Siggarek gets a Pikachu Norbog'

Siggarek cheers at Willamae.

Isilerin claps her hands.

Erikin cheers at Winri.

Siggarek says, 'Hurrah!'

Malvy says, 'black and yellow - for the next bee costume!'

Glofinwing laughs.

Winri says, 'You can be a bumble bee!'

Winri says, 'lol'

Siggarek says, 'I can't wait to see it!'

Panella has gone offline.

Siggarek looks at Willamae impatiently.

Siggarek sits with Willamae.

Baudhaegas nods

Erikin says, 'Thank you very much!'

Baudhaegas wonders what a peek achoo norbog looks like.

Winri says, 'Thank you.'

Willamae cheers.

Winri cheers.

Siggarek cheers.

Malvy cheers.

Isilerin cheers.

Malvy cheers at Willamae.

Baudhaegas laughs.

Malvy raises a mug to Siggarek.

Siggarek takes a drink.

Winri says, 'And now, i have to get going. Thank you all for the kind votes.'

Malvy says, 'bye winri!'

Willamae says, 'Thanks for coming, Winri!'

Winri says, 'And Malvy I voted for you <3'

Glofinwing says, 'bye winri'

Siggarek says, 'When do we get paid?'

Glofinwing waves to Winri.

Winri cheers.

Willamae waves goodbye to Winri.

Winri bows deeply.

Malvy says, 'ooh sweet!'

Malvy gives Winri a big hug.

Winri gives Malvy a big hug.

Willamae says, 'Now, for the open mic portion of our show.'

Baudhaegas says, 'Aye,Siggarek is right.... no coin>'

Baudhaegas says, '?'

Siggarek sits down.

Erikin says, 'I also have to go, watch over a field near Waymeet!'

Baudhaegas grins

Willamae says, 'Send me a tell if you want to go on stage to present something!'

Siggarek sits down.

Malvy says, 'herdin turkeys? ^^'

Erikin says, 'Thank you all for the fun event!'

Willamae says, 'Thank you too, Erikin.'

Glofinwing says, 'bye Erikin'

Baudhaegas says, 'What's a mic?'

Glofinwing waves to Erikin.

Baudhaegas laughs.

Erikin waves goodbye.

Willamae waves to Erikin.

Erikin says, 'Hi-ho, hi-ho, to Waymeet now I go!'

Willamae says, 'Okay, now we come to the open stage portion of our event.'

Willamae says, 'Good enough, Baud?'

Willamae says, 'A mic is also a type of norbog.'

Baudhaegas laughs.

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae says, 'Anyone have fun stuff to present for open mic?'

Ashigaru says, 'Not me today - you got enough of me'

Flyt says, 'I call this 'Songs and Sillness' since I will play a bit of music and tell some silly stories, very short they are but Hobbits can only tell short stories now can't they?'

Malvy cheers at Flyt.

Willamae sits down.

Isilerin claps her hands.

Flyt says, 'A Dwarf is sitting quietly in the tavern deep in the bowls of Thorin's Hall. After staring at his drink for a half an hour without taking a single sip one of the regulars of the tavern noticed his odd behaviour and decided to have some fun with him.'

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Baudhaegas claps for Flyt.

Flyt says, 'He goes over, picks up the fellows drink and downs it in one long gulp. The Dwarf starts weeping and wailing loudly. “Oh now settle down, settle down,” says the other Dwarf, “I was just havin' some fun, I'll buy you another drink.”'

Flyt says, '“It's not that,” says the Dwarf, “Today I was sacked, I got no job. When I left I found my horse had been stolen and then realized my coin purse was in the bags with all the gold I have in this world."'

Ashigaru says, 'Dwarf jokes! Off to a good start!'

Flyt says, '"Then it was a long walk home in the rain and the mud and I find my wife in bed with some other fellow.”'

Flyt says, '“So I come in here to end in all and now you come along and drink my poison.”'

Willamae says, 'Oh, dear.'

Malvy says, 'lol'

Glofinwing says, 'oh my'

Glofinwing laughs.

Willamae says, 'Dwarves...'

Flyt says, 'A Dwarf goes into a tavern and orders three tankards of brew. He finds a table in a corner and takes a drink from each tankard in turn and then again and again until they are all empty.'

Isilerin laughs.

Gaianthol has come online.

Baudhaegas says, 'poor ladd'

Flyt says, 'He goes to the bar and orders three more tankards. The barkeep says, “You know the brew starts to go flat as soon as I draw it. It would taste better if you just got one at a time.”'

Flyt says, '“Well now I thank you for the advice but I do this for a reason,” said the Dwarf, “my two brothers both live in far off lands and we made a pact that we would drink as I do here so as best to remember our times together.”'

Flyt says, 'The barman accepted this as a fine tribute to his brothers as did all those in the tavern. The Dwarf became a regular in the coming months and always ordered three tankards at a time but then one evening he came in and ordered just two tankards.'

Ashigaru says, 'I know where this is going'

Flyt says, '“Well now I am sorry for your lose my good fellow. Has one of your brothers passed on?” ask the barman. The Dwarf was confused for a moment and then grasp the barman's meaning.'

Flyt says, '“No, no,” he said, “They are both alive and well but I will be ordering just two tankards from now on because a few days back I decided I would give up drinking.”'

Willamae says, 'Haha!'

Flyt says, 'A little Hobbit woman was driving her waggon homewards with two large barrels of ale in the back.'

Glofinwing laughs.

Malvy says, 'rofl'

Willamae sits with Flyt.

Flyt says, 'She saw an Dwarf walking by the side of the road some distance ahead. As she got closer she realized it was a lady Dwarf!'

Baudhaegas says, 'Ah, I did the very same thing the other day'

Gaianthol has gone offline.

Baudhaegas nods

Flyt says, ''My word,' she thought to herself, 'I have never talked with or even seen a lady Dwarf' and she decided to offer her a ride.'

Flyt says, 'Settled beside the Hobbit the two chatted about this and that for a while and then they fell silent for a couple of minutes.'

Flyt says, 'Finally the Dwarf lady ask, “So what's in the barrels Miss?”'

Flyt says, '“The finest ale in all the Shire,” replied the Hobbit with a happy smile, “I got them for my husband.”'

Flyt says, 'The Dwarf lady pondered her words in silence for a while and then finally said,'

Flyt says, '“Good trade.”'

Glofinwing says, 'laugh'

Isilerin laughs.

Malvy says, 'hah!'

Glofinwing laughs.

Baudhaegas laughs.

Malvy says, 'lol'

Willamae says, 'For a dwarf, definitely!'

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Malvy claps for Flyt.

Baudhaegas claps his hands.

Flyt says, 'One more.'

Flyt says, 'Last year on New Year's eve I was at Thornin's Hall in the tavern deep in the bowels of that fine structure. I was playing music with a few Hobbit and Dwarfen friends.'

Flyt says, 'When the last tune ended just a couple of minutes before the bell would ring to sound the new year in I ask for silence so I might speak.'

Flyt says, '“When the bell sounds midnight,” I shouted out, “would all you husbands out there please go stand beside the one person who made his life most worth living in the past year.” I hoped to give the poor hard done by lady Dwarfs a moment of well deserved recognition.'

Flyt says, 'Well now it was rather embarrassing when the midnight bell struck and the poor tavernkeeper was almost crushed to death.'

Willamae says, 'Oh, dwarves.'

Malvy says, 'hehehe!'

Flyt says, 'And I am done but will leave you with this ((www.talespinnersofmiddleearth.com))'

Glofinwing laughs.

Malvy says, 'dwarves!'

Ashigaru laughs.

Flyt bows deeply.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Ashigaru says, 'Dwarf jokes, classic!'

Flyt says, 'I call this 'Songs and Sillness' since I will play a bit of music and tell some silly stories, very short they are but Hobbits can only tell short stories now can't they?'

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Malvy says, 'thaanks flyt!'

Glofinwing claps for Flyt.

Willamae cheers at Flyt.

Baudhaegas claps his hands.

Malvy cheers at Flyt.

Isilerin claps her hands.

Glofinwing cheers at Flyt.

Siggarek claps his hands.

Isilerin cheers at Flyt.

Willamae says, 'Would anyone else like to share something?'

Siggarek sits down.

Willamae says, 'Okay, well thank you guys so much for coming!'

Flyt says, '((and I invite everyone to visit www.talespinnersofmiddleearth.com))'

Malvy cheers at Willamae.

Glofinwing claps her hands.

Willamae says, 'I shall, Flyt!'

Baudhaegas claps his hands.

Glofinwing cheers at Willamae.

Glofinwing claps for Willamae.

Flyt says, 'a fun afternoon'

Willamae says, 'Let's take a group photo, shall we?'

Glofinwing says, 'Thanks Willamae it was a fun day'

Isilerin says, 'Yes, very funny indeed!'

Willamae beckons to Siggarek.

Baudhaegas laughs at Siggarek.

Siggarek waves to Pinestro.

Baudhaegas sighs at Pinestro.

Baudhaegas grins

Willamae says, 'Mal and Sig, sit in front of the bench.'

Malvy sits down.

Ashigaru says, 'Ooooh....susceptible...tell me when the picture's done...'

Siggarek sits down.

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Siggarek sits down.

Baudhaegas says, 'perfect Sig'

Willamae waits for Siggarek.

Willamae says, 'Hi Pine! Group photot.'

Willamae says, 'If Sig sits still, that is'

Baudhaegas says, 'Sig, turn around'

Baudhaegas grins

Siggarek sits down.

Siggarek sits down.

Willamae says, 'Okay, thanks!'

Ashigaru says, 'All done?'

Baudhaegas is happy.

Willamae says, 'Ending with a dwarf slap, appropriate.'

Glofinwing laughs.

Baudhaegas is calm.

Baudhaegas decides he looks better calm.

Willamae says, 'Never forget the Pikachu Norbog!'

Willamae snaps off a quick salute.

Ashigaru says, 'Take care, all, and thank you for a most enjoyable afternoon'

Siggarek salutes Isilerin.

Flyt says, 'well done you folk'

Baudhaegas says, 'I don't think we ever will'

Malvy waves to everyone.

Baudhaegas laughs.

Ashigaru says, 'Pikachu Norbog, Coming soon to 6-man Retaking Pelargir!'

Siggarek waves to Isilerin.

Isilerin says, 'Thank you for all the entertainment!'

You say, 'sorry i fell asleep'

Malvy says, 'thank you all!'

Baudhaegas says, 'Itwas lots of fun, thank you'

Glofinwing says, 'yes thanks!'

Isilerin waves goodbye.

Baudhaegas laughs at Pinestro.

Baudhaegas says, 'Well, after all that you ate'

Siggarek waves to everyone.

You cheer.

Baudhaegas grins

Burp!

Siggarek burps loudly.

Baudhaegas says, 'Since we're onto dwarves'

You say, 'nice to meet you Mr Bauhhaegas'

Baudhaegas says, '~ If you make it South, from orc camps, past the Norbury Gates ~'

Baudhaegas says, '~ If you make it South, shadows lurk in traps where evil awaits! ~'

Baudhaegas says, '~ If you make it South, yet you find Mattie Woodruff’s woodmen ~'

Baudhaegas says, '~ If you make it South, then you’ll see a town of Men ~'

Siggarek sits down.



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Celebratory firework

Group photo after Celondim Comedy

(Other people, including Winri, Erikin, Tinulind, Vethlo, Hilly, and Greso also attended, but weren't there for the photo.)

Characters in photo, left to right

Front - Malvy, Siggarek

Bench - Pinestro, Flyt

Back - Ashigaru, Isilerin, Willamae, Glofinwing, Baudhaegas

A good time was had by all - a big thanks goes to everyone who attended and helped out!



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